Issue 275 Libertarian Conspiracy February 19, 2014

Yes, the Libertarians like myself are plotting. It is a plan that will appeal to your very heart and soul. That plan I will reveal here and now. So sit back and enjoy.

The plot: Libertarians believe in one essential truth, you can never have enough freedom. As such, we are conspiring to give you as much freedom as humanly possible without us descending into anarchy. To do this, we wish to remove as much of governments influence upon you as possible. Our reasoning is simple. Government is an oppressive body that suppresses freedom as it concentrates power to absorb all your liberties. Meanwhile, we libertarians realize that much of what government does can or already is being done in the private sector of the economy. So who needs all this extra crap that we have to pay for via taxes when all we really need is basic law enforcement to protect from the obviously wrongful acts and a military to protect us from foreign invasion (even this though is tentative). But how do we intend to accomplish this.

The how: Libertarians have infiltrated both parties in an attempt to coerce the leadership to our views. In the Republican party of the United States we have maintained an attitude toward economic freedom which empowers individuals to rise above their economic standing so you all can become rich via your own power. When the Republicans turned on those principles, we left them for the Tea Party to embrace Conservatives who believe in many of the same values of freedom.

In the Democratic Party in the U.S. we maintain our dedication toward social freedom. Here we desire to remove laws that punish personal choices in life for we abide by the golden rule, do no harm to others and none should befall you. As such, if you are not going to harm anyone but yourself, then there is no need to stop a person from acting in accordance to their own individual will. The Progressives in the Democratic Party thought they had us when they infiltrated us when we were still calling ourselves liberals, but we shall have the last laugh. No communist ideology like the Progressives can ever survive as they always resort to tyranny in the end, which in turn cases that tiny spark to burst into a mighty flame.

Conclusion: We Libertarians may not always agree, but we do agree on one thing. Freedom is the source of all prosperity in the world and that mutual respect is the only way to preserve that freedom. So our mission is to give you all more freedom than you can shake a stick at. Stay free my friends.